humour entries

!!!BatchADD 1 TO COBOL GIVING COBOLAI koan
any keyApril Fool's Jokeasbestos cork award
asbestos longjohnsas sensible as a dictionaryattoparsec
autopilot codebackward combatabilitybaklava code
banana problembarnacle codeBastard Operator From Hell
Bend Over, Here It Comes AgainBerzerkeleyBig Room
block transfer computationsBloombugBlue Screen of Death
bogometerbogo-sortBOHICA
brain fartBranch and HangBranch on Chip Box Full
cargo cult programmingchug reportChurch of the SubGenius
code policecokebottleCOME FROM
considered harmfulcontinental driftConway's Law
counterbugcut-and-waste codecyberchondriac
cyberrheacyberspasticdancing frog
debugging an empty fileDilbertdinosaurs mating
doctype decorationDon't do that then!Dorito Syndrome
drug reportDSUDwarf Storage Unit
eat flaming deathEgyptian bracketsEl Camino Bignum
Electing a PopeEOUeraser stains code
Eric Conspiracyesoteric programming languageExcalibur bug
fat electronsfear-driven developmentFermat's Last Post
Finagle's Lawfine adjusterFISH queue
Flash Lights ImpressivelyFlyspeck 3friode
garbageabetical orderGarbage In, Garbage Outghetto code
gilleyGodwin's LawGreen's Theorem
Halt and Catch Firehate-driven developmentHiggs Bugson
Hindenbughydra codeICBM address
Infinite Monkey TheoremINTERCALIO
Jargon FileJEDRJenga Code
kicking dead whales down the beachLambada-CalculusLER
light-emitting resistorlike nailing jelly to a treelion food
lmgtfy.comload-bearing printfLoch Ness Monster Bug
loveLubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomologymagic smoke
Marginal Hacksmaximum Maytag modeMCSE
memory fartsmickeymillihelen
Minesweeper, Chess, Solitaire ExpertMurphy's Lawnanoacre
nastisticalneighborhood bike codenewsfroup
Ninety-Ninety Rulenotspotnotwork
NP-hilariousNP trickyobjectfuscated code
Objectionable-CohnosecondOutside Awareness Port
PEBCAKplug and prayPokémon exception handling
Pretty Amazing New StuffPrisoner of BillProgrammer Brain Damage
Programmer's Cheerpsytonravioli code
Real ProgrammerReal Programmers Don't Use PascalReal Soon Now
refuctoringrusty memorysame-day service
sausage codescar tissue codescratch monkey
shrug reportsmoke-emitting diodesmug report
Sod's Lawspaghetti inheritancespaghetti with meatballs code
square-headed girlfriendstringly typedSwiss Army Code
system manglertunafishUFO bug
unaryUnicornyUser Brain Damage
Use the Source LukeUTSLWindows 94
World-Wide Waitwrite-only memory 


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